The Royal Family Order

We've been watching a lot of TV on-demand lately, since every network seems to be on hiatus. One of our favorites has been The Tudors on Showtime. I've always been a bit of an anglophile, but now after watching multiple episodes it's sort of put my anglophilia into overdrive.

And with that I've decided to give Umo a status upgrade.




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I dub thee Sir Umo Thelonius Somilleda, 1st Duke of Bronxville.

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Culinary Fact:

You HAVE to remember to clean your knife and cutting board after chopping garlic and onions.

Normally in the kitchen you become so occupied with prep that you forget onions and garlic can carry over their flavors long after you've finished dicing and slicing. If you don't believe me, then do this.

Chop some garlic and then dice up an onion. Wait about 5-10 minutes, and then cut into a fresh apple or juicy watermelon.

Does anything taste "funny" to you?

on the brain

oh world... why can't you be nice to me just this one time and make life a little easier? Was I really that bad as a child to deserve this?

the search for the meaning of life continues...

I'm kind of a big deal....

How awesome is this!!.... so a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I used to be pretty important. I just did a Google name search at random and came to realize my name somehow made its way to Billboard Magazine. Yes! THE Billboard Magazine. They even spelled my name right!!!

How rad is that? Too bad I don't work for that old company anymore... I could have been HUGE!



(click on the image and you'll see my name in red under the third paragraph on the left)

on the brain

Now what?